5 things Fodas Otakus do but people feel sorry
by Danshi ·
I miss doing post depressant! I need this, I have to vent! But one thing I’m sure of, Otakus are special, they do amazing things that normal people don’t even dream of doing. At our sight it’s amazing, but you know what other people think, right? I say fuck… Well, I know it’s not that simple. In that case, to get free for good, read this post and vent in the comments! Post intended for really addicted to animes, manga and Otakíces.
5. Watch more than 100 anime-reaction: “Look of dread and pity”
It is sad when you have no subject and says “How many anime have you seen?” and the unfortunate (normal face) responds “watched 10″… Soon in your mind comes Naruto, SAO, Bleach, One Piece, Fairy tail… And since everything in life can go wrong he asks you back “and you, how many animes?” And you answer “some 300 animes”… From 2 1, either he’s going to think you’re crazy and feel sorry, or you’re going to be your follower, which is worse. But the face of amazement is always the same.
4. have/read many books/novel or manga-reaction: “Envy and Pity”
I have a book-only bookcase and a manga here. When they come across this bookcase they get terrified and say “you read all this?”. Well before that the “normal” person was bombarted by posters and figures to the show (most Ecchi)… After that they do not ask any more because “know” the Answer: “is a virgin excluded, obvious that has time”. It’s a pity I’m no longer a virgin… return my virginity! I want to be a magician at 40 years!
3. Have few friendships-reaction: “Feather and Feather”
Are you proud to have friends that fit in your heart? Innocent, be proud of friends you can count on the five fingers, if it’s less better. Heart? What a swing. Having few friends is amazing, they’re the ones who really care about you, they don’t judge you, ever. Otaku is always on the defensive, is open to few friendships, but that’s a mega filter Motherfuckers! Feel proud of yourself.
2. Dribble the family-reaction: “concern and pity”
I’m a master of dribbling the family. I’ve pretended several times that I was sick, because it’s even easy to pretend, I’m always looking sick (a zombie), that’s because many anime marathon (this ends with me, one day I will die… But happy). But the winner, among the Infinities, is to go home to a friend and come back from thin, are days that I really have peace to marries again until I get sick… Wow, what a Life of Adventures (SAD)!
1. No more virgin-reaction: “Suspicion and pity”
If I could go back in time, I’d be a virgin today. All to keep the dream of becoming a magician at 40 years old. Oh, jeez. You who are brand new, value your virginity, do not give to anyone. This turning mage is impressive, I really want to believe it. Well, I think in a scientific way, I know it’s all balmy, but it would be cool to be a room magician! I would be like Elias (Mahoutsukai no yome), a fucking magician, mysterious and exotic (ugly to carai, but stylish).
The specialty of ordinary people is to bring down the next… Is it really?
I really must have problems… That’s what I thought, until I dropped the plug. Today I do the things I like and fuck the rest. After knowing the freedom I created a mania: optimize my time for only things I like. This is good apparently, but with time it brings certain problems, especially for socialization (I met that word recently). Book Some of your time for “futile” things too, like dating, gathering friends and visiting the family (no need to elaborate complex phrases, ordinary people only talk about time, they are superficial). And after dropping the plug, another record fell “not everything can be perfect; It makes everything perfect. ” The anime that demonstrates very well this post is Wotaku ni Koi wa muzukashii, worth checking out.
Little finger? Take Me home!