5 types of people who hate Otakus
by Danshi ·
Yes, at that moment comes your mind some 300 people you hate, isn't it? You're not bad at it, you simply are absolutely right. You know those super-happy people who take your foot and say "Come, come on, let's get to know the world, it's beautiful as it should be!" … No thanks… One fact, we hate these people because we are antisocial (most otakus are so, I am sure)… I mean, I quoted the kinds of sociable people that we hate, simple as that.
5. That person who knows about your hobby and always talks to everyone
Imagine the situation, you and the boring guy share the same environment, this same guy is accompanied by another. Until then all right, but from the moment your eyes go against the eyes of the guy, screwed… He sees his poor face, and he thinks, "It's time to make this break-in." At the same time, this unfortunate changes the subject. Now the subject is the zoo animal called you… Sad about that, huh.
4. That person who picks on your foot when you're in a group
"Talk to me," "Sit here, let's talk," "Say Something," "You're very quiet"… You hit that depression now, didn't you? Calm down, we're together in the same situation, I understand you. No matter the group, it could be at school, in the middle of the time with friends, there's always a break-in that grabs your foot trying to "help" you, or, at worst, wants to see you embarrass yourself.
3. That person who looks at you weird, but he's nice to you just for education.
That person looks at you like you're a junkie, but he's nice to you. You feel that guy thinks you're weird. A sad news, this is not a print, it really finds you strange, and still speaks ill of you behind the back. This kind of person has an ego in the heights, if you try to take satisfaction he talks to you in the tone of Chacota, like "I am superior and you are a poop"… Yes, he's rude at the end of the day.
2. That sociable person who always pucha matter with you and asks you a thousand things
"There Ultra Saiyan dos Jutsus, how goes the Chinese drawings with eyes!" … Don't you want to break into this broken-down one more time? Yes, I know, the will is great, but you won't do it because you're polite, even though it's antisocial. At first, you thought it was nice of him to be interested in your hobby. Poor innocent, he's that little guy who talks to everybody, he's a conversationer. In other words, he doesn't care about his hobby, all those things you said to him have been forgotten.
1. That person who gives you attention just because you're exotic (that's not good, believe me)
Don't delude yourself, this person just wants to enlarge her collection of exotic critters, she wants her head stuffed with sawdust to hang above the fireplace, that's all. She's a hunter… I know you got all this Slayer pun, even though I exaggerated with the double sense… This person is never a stranger, she's connected to you in some way, it could be through friendship with someone in your family. She knows who you are, she knows about your hobby, so her interest (while in her head you're just a nerd).
Bonus: All your family (the Buscapé family)
Hating wouldn't be the word… What would that be? Oh, I remembered, shame… No, shame on others, to be exact. You know that shame that comes from the womb, even though it's a man? So. The shame comes down to the family reunion, that is, the trip to the mall (it seems they never went to the mall), the trip to the circus (his family stands out, as if it were an attraction there), the trip to the water park (they take farofa of the chicken, eat it and get all greasy S, and in the end they jump in the pool), and what could not miss, the barbecue (I always take care of the barbecue to occupy the mind and forget that horrible moment…). Sad, very sad.
"Socialize"… It's like I'm going to get out of the comfort of my house and get people by my arm in the middle of the street just to talk.
I'm very dramatic, I know… But my intention is to dramatize, I want you to let go of my foot! "Oh, it's not going to work, I have a headache," "I can't, I have to study," "I have stomach hemorrhaging"… You never get headaches, you never study, you don't even know what bleeding is, but at the time the excuses for not leaving home comes like water, they sprout out of nowhere… If the case is socializing, just ask the time and say it's hot or it's going to rain, that's what normal people do. Normal people are boring anyway, don't mind that. Ah, all the images are from the anime Eromanga-sensei (only watch by Sagiri).