10 delicacies that we want to prove thanks to the animes (or not)
This post is intended to kill all your dreams, but rest assured (I will only speak truths, just that). You know those delicacies present in the animes, that always have some and other characters proving and leaving us with will, so tormented us for the rest of our lives? So this post intends to break this torment, simply by showing the truths about these delicacies in a humorous way (in an offensive way with black humor to be more exact).
Melon-pan (melon bread without melon)
No, not the famous king of Weeaboos (Understanders will understand). This bread always appears in the animes, it is considered the most famous bread in the world passing through the French bread (is lie). Oh, and that "melon loaf" has no melon… Only the format reminiscent of the traditional cut of the melon or mango (cuts the melon in half, cuts again in plaid format without cutting the bark and strump it forward).
Yakisoba-pan (bread without purpose)
What's the promotto of eating yakisoba normally? But no, you have to put it in a bun! Damn, what's the mentality of that? Oh, and to keep the bread steady has to curl that disgusting dough inside a plastic film… This guy Yaksoba-pan kind of torments. In my opinion there is no more disgusting thing, it looks like the belly of a bug cut in half and coming out the bowels… Your vision of this bread was distorted? Oh, good.
Japanese Crepe (Moe Pancake)
Oh, just make pancakes, throw whipped cream, play some strawberry, roll in cone shape, your pancake full of freshness is ready! Um, MOE!!! Well, I think that's how you do it, and even if you're right, that way, it's never going to be the same as the Japanese crepe… It never looks the same when you taste "made in Brazil"…
Dango (Rubber Skein)
Dango is a skein version of the famous Moshi (Rice punched until mear in a giant Peston, but not always). It is simply to make Moshi balls, stick on bamboo skewers, put to grilling (not always), your rubber on the toothpick is ready! Oh, you have to put a little water to give that gas, it could be the cane syrup your grandmother buys.
Ramune (lemon Alien soda…)
You had already proven ramune and didn't even realize it… Yes, that's exactly it, the only difference is its packaging that looks like made by aliens… I wonder, what the hell is in that ball (there's a little ball by frozen inside). When you open the package it comes in contact with the lime soda and simply leaves it cold… That was definitely made by aliens… This "Ramune" is nothing more than the wrong pronunciation of the Japanese for "lemonade" in English…
Taiyaki (Bean Biscuit…)
It seems that the beans are sacred, should never be served otherwise except in the Feijoada or accompanied by the traditional combination rice and beans (i shippo these two #arrojão)… Other than that, my friend, we simply abhor, who knows why. I added this fish-shaped bean biscuit because it appeared many times in anime and there are people who want to prove this aberration…
Takoyaki (Chuchu with Tentacles)
Takoyaki should be called Chuchu dumpling… It is prepared on a sheet of metal that looks more like a box of giant eggs, and if it eats with toothpick as if it was a snack we bought in bars. I say it's chayote dumpling because it only has water in it, which gives the differential is the tentacle of octopus added, but the tentacle itself is only water too… The simplest way to eat takoyaki is to grill a chuchu, made in Brazil my dear.
Onigiri (rice, rice, rice, love… Ready
The overwhelming majority of the rice balls made in anime is basically rice (has with stuffing as well). But don't go there, you have to have a special triangular format! And to keep it steady, we've got a little seaweed on the little bumpberry of little rice. You cuddly people, I want distance from this cuteness please (joke, calm there, huh)!
KARE (ex curry from Hell is now Moe)
This kare doesn't even have Japanese origins, but the Japanese just picked up the traditional Indian curry recipe and Moezaram (I just invented that word… is to leave the recipe fluffy, understands). The real curry you taste and get a rash on the lip so spicy it's basically the hell in the mouth… Always in animes, have to retract characters preparing the blessed Kare, thus leaving us with the will…
Omuraisu (Moe Moe omelet ~ kyun)
Omuraisu is basically a though that covers the rice leaving with this appearance of alien cocoon… But why the hell Moe Moe Kyun? Simple, anime we have maids who always serve the same thing. Omuraisu being served by the maid to an unfortunate, and to give a moezada, writes a phrase with live ketchup, at the end, forms a Corassaunzinho ~ with his hands accompanied by the extremely acute pronunciation: "moe… Moe… Kyun ~ "… Well, I'm going to confess here, I wanted a omuraisu…
Bonus: Tentacle with peanut jelly
Keep that little piece of tentacle out of your mouth, like a toothpick, chewing without worries about the world… Drew? Yummy, huh? His first and only appearance was in the anime Sokugeki no Souma. Its form of preparation is to take the tentacle, dive into the peanut jelly, deposit the tentacle baptized kindly to grilling (the smell is not very good, but the taste, um). After proving, if you feel chills as if something cold, sticky, fulfilled, has molesting you, rest assured, it is only the tentacle trying to be happy…
These man-made freaks are delicious… Mercy
I said I would destroy your dreams. These delicacies are even simple, a quick search on the wise Google and ready, you have your recipe that will take your time doing and as much as you try never to be equal to the original present in that strange country called Japan… Little joke… I actually did you a favor, you know it's almost impossible to prove, you were crazy to prove at least one, but not now, it doesn't torment you anymore (this post is humorous, understand, then don't complain).
A omuraisu, please…